Archived card · 2026-07-11 · field of 95 weighed in · median liquidity $1,734 · as it stood that night

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · febu vs Loom · title fight

Green corner · favorite · CHAMPION

febu(1-0)

febu / SOL

vol $7,050,554

liq $275,015

24h +272%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

Loom(0-1)

Loom / SOL

vol $3,389,494

liq $97,464

24h +359%

flags 0

DESK LINE: febu -123 · Loom +123

implied 55% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

febu		Loom
$7,050,554	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$3,389,494
$275,015	liquiditycan anyone leave	$97,464
+272%	24h movethe candle	+359%
25.6x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	34.8x
66.0	composite scorethe desk's number	63.8
0	red flagscommission notes	0

Round	febu	Loom
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	9
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	9
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	9	10
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · split decision	49	48

The desk's verdictfebu takes it on volume, liquidity. Loom showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

DUMP(0-0-1)

vol $337,678 · liq $223,200 · +1,976%

48-48 · -106/+106

GHOSTI(0-0-1)

vol $2,990,048 · liq $33,067 · +395% · ▲1

The judges cannot separate DUMP and GHOSTI. Nobody is happy, which is how you know the scoring is honest.

NORMIE(0-1)

vol $839,480 · liq $330,712 · +205%

47-48 · -103/+103

Wmogdog(1-0)

vol $4,036,191 · liq $41,281 · +231% · ▲1

mogdog takes it on volume, momentum, turnover. NORMIE showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

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