Tonight's Card · 2026-07-16 · field of 100 weighed in · median liquidity $2,748 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 20422.8 +166.4% Reigning champion ▣ febu 2-0, belt since 2026-07-11, 1 defense

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · reptilecoin vs GREENBULL

Green corner · favorite

reptilecoin(0-0-1)

reptilecoin / SOL

vol $1,095,563

liq $57,804

24h +743%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

GREENBULL(0-0-1)

GREENBULL / SOL

vol $983,669

liq $26,445

24h +253%

flags 0

DESK LINE: reptilecoin -108 · GREENBULL +108

implied 52% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

reptilecoin		GREENBULL
$1,095,563	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$983,669
$57,804	liquiditycan anyone leave	$26,445
+743%	24h movethe candle	+253%
19x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	37.2x
61.1	composite scorethe desk's number	60.3
0	red flagscommission notes	0
17,347	24h transactionsbodies in the building	17,212
2,208	unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake	3,338
$355,621	FDVreported, not judged	$116,215

Judges' Scorecard

Round	reptilecoin	GREENBULL
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	10
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	9
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	9	10
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · majority draw	49	49

The desk's verdictThe judges cannot separate reptilecoin and GREENBULL. Nobody is happy, which is how you know the scoring is honest.

The Undercard

BARRON(0-1)

vol $3,130,926 · liq $40,880 · +602% · ▲1

47-48 · -224/+224

WHBULL(2-0)

vol $1,560,113 · liq $175,906 · +128%

HBULL takes it on liquidity, turnover, discipline. BARRON spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Split decision.

bob(0-1)

vol $3,022 · liq $41,338 · +582%

45-48 · -110/+110

WTrumpCoin(1-0-1)

vol $4,875,264 · liq $118,544 · +89%

TrumpCoin takes it on volume, liquidity, turnover. bob showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
VICE (The Official Vice Coin)	$49,084	walked in unassisted
SOLDIKINS (SOLdiers Kintara)	$39,004	walked in unassisted
GOATBATH (GOAT Bath)	$30,177	walked in unassisted
Yuna (Yuna Grok Companion)	$29,409	walked in unassisted
MAXHBULL (Max Hyper Bull)	$28,678	walked in unassisted

The Obituaries · fighters featured on past cards, since departed

The departed	Featured	Liquidity then	Liquidity now	Cause of death
NTFS (NTFS / SOL)	2026-07-14	$161,927	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened
GDWR (GDWR / SOL)	2026-07-12	$42,731	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened

The desk notes the median token covered here goes to zero. This section exists because that is not a metaphor.

Commission Notes · open flags on tonight's participants

Fighter	Flag on file
BARRON	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
plz	liquidity under $5k — exit door is a cat flap

Flags are mechanical: turnover past 50x liquidity, exit doors under $5k, FDV/liquidity past 500x. A flag costs points on the composite score and loses the discipline round. The commission does not negotiate.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status
DBULL	$0	$18,897	PAID PROMO
plz	$0	$4,823	PAID PROMO

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