Tonight's Card · 2026-07-12 · field of 96 weighed in · median liquidity $1,720 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 180.4 +80.4% Reigning champion ▣ febu 1-0, belt since 2026-07-11, no defenses yet

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · HOME vs Hoppy

Green corner · favorite

HOME(1-0)

HOME / SOL

vol $2,833,352

liq $80,086

24h +2,688%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

Hoppy(0-1)

Hoppy / SOL

vol $1,046,358

liq $59,215

24h +574%

flags 0

DESK LINE: HOME -124 · Hoppy +124

implied 55% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

HOME		Hoppy
$2,833,352	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$1,046,358
$80,086	liquiditycan anyone leave	$59,215
+2,688%	24h movethe candle	+574%
35.4x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	17.7x
63.6	composite scorethe desk's number	61.2
0	red flagscommission notes	0
50,609	24h transactionsbodies in the building	20,227
7,097	unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake	3,536
$888,622	FDVreported, not judged	$576,301

Judges' Scorecard

Round	HOME	Hoppy
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	9
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	10
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	10	9
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · unanimous decision	50	48

The desk's verdictHOME takes it on volume, turnover. Hoppy showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

The Undercard

LCM(1-0)W

vol $1,066,805 · liq $28,667 · +307%

50-45 · -378/+378

GDWR(0-1)

vol $20,983 · liq $42,731 · +5,478% · ▲1

LCM takes it on volume, turnover, discipline. GDWR spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Unanimous decision.

POINTLESS(0-1)

vol $1,606,780 · liq $22,667 · +122% · ▲1

46-49 · -144/+144

WANSEM(1-0)

vol $10,478,697 · liq $1,621,391 · -6%

ANSEM takes it on volume, liquidity, discipline. POINTLESS spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Split decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
Zyph (Zyph)	$37,044	walked in unassisted
XGOATS (The SpaceX Goats)	$27,531	PAID PROMO
BULLEXE (Bull.exe)	$15,762	walked in unassisted
DUMP (Dump)	$14,897	walked in unassisted
Grass (The $450 Grass)	$13,067	PAID PROMO

Commission Notes · open flags on tonight's participants

Fighter	Flag on file
GDWR	FDV/liquidity absurd
POINTLESS	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading

Flags are mechanical: turnover past 50x liquidity, exit doors under $5k, FDV/liquidity past 500x. A flag costs points on the composite score and loses the discipline round. The commission does not negotiate.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status
XGOATS	$0	$27,531	PAID PROMO
Grass	$0	$13,067	PAID PROMO

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