Tonight's Card · 2026-07-18 · field of 110 weighed in · median liquidity $1,679 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 91990.4 +208.1% Reigning champion ▣ febu 2-0, belt since 2026-07-11, 1 defense

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · Mouse vs Sagawa

Green corner · favorite

Mouse(1-0)

Mouse / SOL

vol $2,971,521

liq $92,046

24h +4,456%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

Sagawa(0-1)

Sagawa / SOL

vol $1,993,675

liq $54,468

24h +1,265%

flags 0

DESK LINE: Mouse -110 · Sagawa +110

implied 52% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

Mouse		Sagawa
$2,971,521	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$1,993,675
$92,046	liquiditycan anyone leave	$54,468
+4,456%	24h movethe candle	+1,265%
32.3x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	36.6x
63.6	composite scorethe desk's number	62.6
0	red flagscommission notes	0
45,053	24h transactionsbodies in the building	41,388
6,393	unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake	5,438
$1,249,006	FDVreported, not judged	$428,879

Judges' Scorecard

Round	Mouse	Sagawa
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	10
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	9
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	10	10
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · unanimous decision	50	49

The desk's verdictMouse takes it on liquidity. Sagawa showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

The Undercard

Pedro(1-0)W

vol $1,327,158 · liq $31,101 · +379%

49-47 · -120/+120

FOMO(0-1)

vol $3,618,227 · liq $44,179 · +253% · ▲1

Pedro takes it on turnover, discipline. FOMO spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Split decision.

Jimothy(2-0)W

vol $25,354,446 · liq $334,674 · +192% · ▲1

48-45 · -260/+260

Birdie(0-1)

vol $2,419 · liq $36,651 · +459%

Jimothy takes it on volume, liquidity, turnover. Birdie showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
$NO BRAIN (No thanks l use Linkedin)	$36,171	walked in unassisted
NYANJIM (Nyan Jimothy)	$31,148	walked in unassisted
QUASI (Quasi The Hunchback Hound)	$23,719	walked in unassisted
Birdie (Birdie)	$22,141	walked in unassisted
RACCUNT (RACCUNT)	$16,750	walked in unassisted

The Obituaries · fighters featured on past cards, since departed

The departed	Featured	Liquidity then	Liquidity now	Cause of death
bob (bob / SOL)	2026-07-16	$41,338	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened
NTFS (NTFS / SOL)	2026-07-14	$161,927	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened
GDWR (GDWR / SOL)	2026-07-12	$42,731	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened

The desk notes the median token covered here goes to zero. This section exists because that is not a metaphor.

Commission Notes · open flags on tonight's participants

Fighter	Flag on file
FOMO	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
Jimothy	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading

Flags are mechanical: turnover past 50x liquidity, exit doors under $5k, FDV/liquidity past 500x. A flag costs points on the composite score and loses the discipline round. The commission does not negotiate.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status

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