Tonight's Card · 2026-07-17 · field of 108 weighed in · median liquidity $2,322 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 29852.9 +46.2% Reigning champion ▣ febu 2-0, belt since 2026-07-11, 1 defense

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · Jimothy vs OH

Green corner · favorite

Jimothy(1-0)

Jimothy / SOL

vol $4,704,305

liq $168,958

24h +3,042%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

OH(0-1)

OH / SOL

vol $1,322,817

liq $29,842

24h +361%

flags 0

DESK LINE: Jimothy -139 · OH +139

implied 58% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

Jimothy		OH
$4,704,305	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$1,322,817
$168,958	liquiditycan anyone leave	$29,842
+3,042%	24h movethe candle	+361%
27.8x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	44.3x
64.8	composite scorethe desk's number	61.3
0	red flagscommission notes	0
47,961	24h transactionsbodies in the building	29,784
6,993	unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake	4,348
$3,800,599	FDVreported, not judged	$141,783

Judges' Scorecard

Round	Jimothy	OH
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	9
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	9
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	10	10
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · unanimous decision	50	48

The desk's verdictJimothy takes it on volume, liquidity. OH showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

The Undercard

Wifout(1-0)W

vol $578,107 · liq $24,451 · +234%

50-45 · -258/+258

HOUSEM(0-1)

vol $5,613 · liq $5,570 · +619%

Wifout takes it on volume, liquidity, turnover. HOUSEM showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

ANSEM(2-0)W

vol $18,164,431 · liq $2,077,376 · -1%

50-48 · -107/+107

ANSEM(0-1)

vol $10,222,872 · liq $1,907,213 · -1%

ANSEM takes it on volume, turnover. ANSEM showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
soltoly (SOLdier Toly)	$71,098	walked in unassisted
ARROW (PURPLE ARROW)	$36,580	walked in unassisted
CAVIAR (Caviar Dealer)	$34,213	walked in unassisted
BISCOTTI (Biscotti)	$26,556	walked in unassisted
SOLians (SOLians)	$26,490	PAID PROMO

The Obituaries · fighters featured on past cards, since departed

The departed	Featured	Liquidity then	Liquidity now	Cause of death
bob (bob / SOL)	2026-07-16	$41,338	$0	liquidity failure; the exit door closed with people still inside
NTFS (NTFS / SOL)	2026-07-14	$161,927	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened
GDWR (GDWR / SOL)	2026-07-12	$42,731	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened

The desk notes the median token covered here goes to zero. This section exists because that is not a metaphor.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status
SOLians	$0	$26,490	PAID PROMO

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